You have no real life experience with weed, do you? You don't hallucinate, moron.
It's all good. I like giving you hell, too. You're my nemesis, motherfucker.
I hallucinated twice on marijuana, once when I had stuff that was laced with PCP(duh) and once when I just smoked a shitton of it, but I really didn't hallucinate that much. I was listening to music and relaxing and seeing colors in my vision and shit, but that's it, it wasn't like acid or anything.