Pick A Fictional Character To Deliver Your Pizza

I'd like Goku from DBZ to deliver it ...and then subsequently purge the world of dumb people!

This is the last person I'd want delivering my pizza. I'd die of starvation as we stared at each other for 3 weeks.

What's great is that it doesn't take any great insight to figure it out. Look at the Horde-specific quests and the Alliance-specific quests, and you'll see that while the Alliance is busy with in-fighting, the horde is busy saving the world. Yet people still have this odd picture of the Alliance as the saviors of Azeroth and the Horde as mindless barbarians.

True in most cases except the Forsaken. Tauren are probably the most "good" race available in the World of Warcraft, which may simply stem from lack of backstory on them.