Favorite Posts as of Late?

Ganga just reminded me of two of my favorite posts I've read on Zelaron in a while in the Idiot's Guide to Talking About Sex thread. I just reread the randomness of them, and got a hearty laugh. Good stuff, what are yours?

personally, i have mixed feelings about the clitoris, i get to workin that son of a bitch and suddenly im her best friend. then i cant get rid of her though.....all i wanted to do is rub her dirty spot!

is it wrong that secretly i hate my girlfriend? dont get me wrong, it's not so much an undying hatred as it is a constant state of "what the fuck am i thinking." It's a long story

Don't forget to set up what the hell the post is in context to either. That is the best part of this one, since it needs no introduction or setup. It's completely random, and fantastic!