You know your fat when....

You wear a larger bra then your wife
You think brunch comes before and after every meal
You remove all doors/furniture and make your house into one room because you can no long move around without gettin stuck

i saw some thing in opera like at 1am some dude was so fat he couldent fit out his front door so he just sit in his house till they came and rescued him...

Add onto the list =o