1. Cool is having a killer pickup line
2. Cool is not doing what your parents want you to do
3. Cool is looking like someone cool.
4. Cool is having a nickname that everybody knows but nobody is really sure how you got it.
5. Cool is being able to quote Shakespeare.
6. Cool is when you got some mutha at the end of your piece and his chick's got a bead on your badass afro and she's all screaming but you keep your head and start all shouting, "What's Fonzie like? What's Fonzie like?"
7. Cool is having a cool job.
8. Cool is espresso drinks ordered well.
9. Cool is being prepared for any situation.
10. Cool is being able to parallel park the first time.
11. Cool is being in a band.
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