Have a criminal record? What are the most illegal things that you've done?

It's just minor stuff (tresspassing, burning stuff, throwing around molotovs, blowing stuff up, stealing road signs) and I only got caught tresspassing and burning stuff which didnt go any farther than a warning :S

But I think they really reported that shit to the station because the other day I lost my wallet and wanted to see if they had it at the lost and found at the police station. When the lady got my name she responded, ah your already in the computer so we will contact you when we find it...forgot to ask what it was for