[x] Assumes I'm lonely.
[ ] Is not a hypocrit.
[x] Assumes I have no friends.
[x] Is a homophobe.
[x] Clicks on any shit his friends send his way.
[x] Likes to break up the monotony of his day by playing 3D Pong.
[ ] Lives on a boat.
[x] Thinks gays enjoy sniffing butt 24/7.