50 things to do before u get old

Mine are all bad things.. iwant to be a badguy kinda.. not bad but devious.. I dont have 50 but id like u to all help me out and let me do it.

1: Go to a fair and go to every stall and trow out the toilet paper inside the bowl so that people cant wipe.

2: Go to a photo booth and stick a sex logo onto the camera.. a shillouette of people having sex so when people get their pictures theyre covered by sexed up shadows

3: Do something sexual in public... infront of everybody

4: streak

5: put peanut butter over a toilet seat in public

6: Shit in a towel and hide it behind a toilet seat so it smells =/

7: Super glue locks on a few cars in the same parking lot

8: Hide in a garbage when the garbageman comes, pop out and scare the shit out of him

9: fart in a very crowded place a few times in the same day

10: *probably wont do but still funnny* shit my pants and walk to crowded places.. would be funny but... prolly not gotta get guts first

11: Pretend not to speak a certain language and buy something at the store without laughing

12: Pretend to be retarded and not speak right.. forcing people to say ''What?'' at everything i say


think of more?