Yo Mama Jokes

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YoMama¹s butt cheeks are so big even Moses couldn't part them

YoMama is so poor ... she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers

YoMama head so big it shows up on radar

YoMama is glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving

YoMama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

YoMama got so many teeth missing it looks like her tounge is in jail

YoMama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo mamas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund

YoMama is so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack

Yo mamas like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she comes back for more.

YoMama is so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless

Yo mama is so stupid she drove to her car.

Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama is so gay she made Elton John jealous.

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