Buying a rare object

This may seem stupid to lots of people (you people just shut up and ignore this) but...

I need a 3 socket Giant Thresher, all sockets clean, preferably ethereal. I'm paying 1 soj for a non-ethereal version, 2 sojs for an ethereal version, a 1.08 shako for an ethereal FURY Giant Thresher.

Reason:Act 2 merc needs a great weapon to annihilate pindy instantly, what could be possibly better than a weapon with 40 ias, and hits any object 95% of the time? My merc used a 297% ED CGT with x2 shael's, and it was like a machine gun, hitting so fast and killing pindle in just 3 hits, however he had no leech, so he died quickly while using it... so I need a new weapon for him.

Also, if no one has an eth/non eth GT, I will pay 2 sojs for an ethereal Hone Sundan unique Yari (1.09 version only, must be clean or 'AmnAmnAmn').