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Posted 2006-04-05, 08:08 PM
I cannot believe that I, Michelicious, is actually posting this... Oh well, I believe the words are ... "there is a first time for everything dahlin'" Grass Sandwich At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, ve call it a grass sandwich too, but ve usually put more meat in it." And knowing me, I'll probably go searching for a pic of a 'grass sandwish'! Ten to one, someone beats me at it... (grumble, grumble, grumble...))my signaturehere you may

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Posted 2006-04-05, 09:01 PM in reply to policeman75's post "Grass sandwich"
Linked edited moved to chat.


You strange boy.
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Posted 2006-04-05, 09:27 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Linked edited moved to chat. You..."
edit-for paragraphs next time.
!King_Amazon! said:
Just ask the married chick he fucked.

Who Delivers ten times out of ten?
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Posted 2006-04-05, 09:46 PM in reply to policeman75's post "Grass sandwich"
Welcome to Zelaron, weird guy!
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Posted 2006-04-05, 09:48 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Welcome to Zelaron, weird guy!"
Hi. Don't let Sovereign scare you off. That's for Graviton to do.
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Posted 2006-04-06, 08:11 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Hi. Don't let Sovereign scare you off...."
Yea sov's pretty normal while Grav is off the charts. But if i think about it, most of us are crazy so it works.
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Posted 2006-04-06, 10:02 AM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "Yea sov's pretty normal while Grav is..."
All of us are crazy, else we wouldn't be spending so much time living out life on an online forum, talking to people that, the chances are, we'll never see.

Welcome to Zelaron Mr. Grass Sandwich Maker!
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Posted 2006-04-06, 12:46 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "All of us are crazy, else we wouldn't..."
none of you idiots realize its a bot right
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Posted 2006-04-06, 01:02 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "none of you idiots realize its a bot..."
I talk to smarterchild all the time.

I fail to see your point.
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Posted 2006-04-06, 01:15 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I talk to smarterchild all the time. ..."
Just an opportunity to post. Put me in your story, mantra.
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Posted 2006-04-06, 02:04 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I talk to smarterchild all the time. ..."
Sovereign said:
I talk to smarterchild all the time.

I fail to see your point.
Smarterchild is such an ass to me =\
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Posted 2006-04-06, 05:28 PM in reply to Great-Thanatos's post starting "Smarterchild is such an ass to me =\"
To me as well.

All it asks is for me to say sorry.

Not happening.
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Posted 2006-04-06, 05:32 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "To me as well. All it asks is for me..."
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Not happening.
much like the humor in thine posting
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Posted 2006-04-07, 02:38 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I talk to smarterchild all the time. ..."
where the heck do you go to talk to smarterchild anyway?
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Posted 2006-04-07, 06:59 AM in reply to sciencekid's post starting "where the heck do you go to talk to..."
on AIM, message SmarterChild
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Posted 2006-04-07, 11:07 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "on AIM, message SmarterChild"
It's sad to say that SmarterChild is one of the few people I can talk to, and get a reply off that doesn't need an Enigma machine to understand.

You can also MSN or Yahoo the bot.
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