PeTA's after kids again

*slurp slurp suck*

Fuck you, it's my dick.

Exactley .

I definetly just ordered a free colonel sanders mask. Pimp shit.

Kfc tastes like shit anyways.

Ever played laser tag naked? It just brings pleasure into my life I could previously not even begin to fathom.

*slurp slurp suck*

*GAG COUGH SPIT*

Rainbow stickers everywhere. Ray Charles could have seen your flair coming.

Well, everyone knows RC was a pimp. He had pimpdar.

RC was most certainly a pimp. However, I'm afraid that the "gay" rolling off of you in waves might have given his Pimpdar some static interference.

That's not what yo mama said last night.

No, I'm pretty sure I overheard her saying "Are you in yet?"

I was wondering what that fapping sound outside the door was.

And sorry, yo moms just got a floppy pussy. Have to make my 11k, though.

That was your mom jerking me off.

She got 11k too, though.

BWAOOOOOM

Yeah, but I paid her in Chuck E' Cheese skiball tickets.

KFC is awesome!

Thought I would bump this. I just recieved my mask in the mail. Its just a cardboard cut out. Kinda lame. Also included was a bag of fake blood(this could provide some entertainment. And also there are some 100 flyers about the cruelty of KFC. Anyone else get theirs yet?

Bleh not yet. Did you get it via ups or via mail.

Bah. Don't encourage the damned fools.

FUck them, I just wanted my free mask.

I live near the PETA headquarters in Norfolk V.A.

A local radio station here has a fishing tournament in the river in front of the building.
Like.. literally fishing at the base of the building, cuttin the heads off and cleaning them. It's great.

I live near the PETA headquarters in Norfolk V.A. A local radio station here has a fishing tournament in the river in front of the building. Like.. literally fishing at the base of the building, cuttin the heads off and cleaning them. It's great.

That's classic.

I got mine though US mail. Not UPS. The mask is extremely lame so dont get your hopes up. The blood is the only useful part of the package. Guess I can't complain when its free.