Zelaron Gaming Forum  
Stats Arcade Portal Forum FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search
Go Back   Zelaron Gaming Forum > The Zelaron Nexus > The Lounge

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes

 
Post Not a bad joke.
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 03:01 PM
Little Nancy was in the garden filling up a hole in the dirt,
When her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you
doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without
looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied,
"That's because he's inside your F***ing cat."
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
Doofus_AW enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHzDoofus_AW enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHz
 
 
Doofus_AW
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 04:09 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
heh, 6 out of 10 stars doofus.
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
Sovereign enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHzSovereign enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHz
 
 
Sovereign
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 04:35 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
5 out of 10.. I'm taking a point off for censorship.

Il papa caca nei legno?
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
RoboticSilence is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweenRoboticSilence is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
RoboticSilence
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 05:13 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
Haha, wow, I loved it, 9.4/10.
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics
 
 
!King_Amazon!
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 05:25 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
i've heard it before, 8 out of 10
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
KagomJack shouldn't have fed itKagomJack shouldn't have fed itKagomJack shouldn't have fed itKagomJack shouldn't have fed itKagomJack shouldn't have fed it
 
 
KagomJack
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 05:26 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
0,0
I use to be a shoe shinner now I sip Aunt Jamima, I go to sleep in Europe and wake back up in China. CLUB 977 The 80's Channel!!!!! -winamp radio is heaven on earth
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
zagggon is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweenzagggon is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
zagggon
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 06:57 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
zagggon said:
0,0
Technically that makes it 100 percent
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
Grav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrowGrav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrowGrav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrowGrav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrowGrav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrow
 
 
Grav
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 07:23 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
RoboticSilence said:
5 out of 10.. I'm taking a point off for censorship.
I took 3 points, Now its a 4.
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
Adrenachrome enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHzAdrenachrome enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHz
 
 
Adrenachrome
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 07:25 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
GravitonSurge said:
zagggon said:
0,0
Technically that makes it 100 percent
If you're saying 0/0 is 100 percent, I'd have to disagree with you.
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics!King_Amazon! simplifies with no grasp of the basics
 
 
!King_Amazon!
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 07:26 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
GravitonSurge said:
zagggon said:
0,0
Technically that makes it 100 percent
actually it doesnt even count cuz u cant have any number divided by zero. No solution :-/
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
Mydogisyourdog is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweenMydogisyourdog is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
Mydogisyourdog
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 09:12 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
It was pretty funny...lol.
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
Demosthenes seldom sees opportunities until they cease to beDemosthenes seldom sees opportunities until they cease to beDemosthenes seldom sees opportunities until they cease to beDemosthenes seldom sees opportunities until they cease to be
 
Demosthenes
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 09:17 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
0/0 is a paradox.. stfu. It's 100% and 0%. It's 100% of nothing and 0% of anything.

Il papa caca nei legno?
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
RoboticSilence is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweenRoboticSilence is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
RoboticSilence
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-16, 11:36 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
Yeah that makes a lot of sense....
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
timmay1113 is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweentimmay1113 is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
timmay1113
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-17, 03:19 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
i dont think it was too funny unless im not getting something, was suppose to be a simple joke? from the jokes ive heard, i usually have to "get" something

Last edited by iceman887; 2003-12-17 at 03:29 PM.
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
iceman887 is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweeniceman887 is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
iceman887
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-17, 04:03 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
That was funny.
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
Kuja is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweenKuja is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
Kuja
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-18, 03:13 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
Would've been funnier without the swear.
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
Xenn shows clear signs of ignorance and confidence; the two things needed to succeed in lifeXenn shows clear signs of ignorance and confidence; the two things needed to succeed in life
 
Xenn
 



 
Reply
Posted 2003-12-18, 05:28 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Not a bad joke."
its pertty good.. hey 8/10 is fair
fresh joke
"Every harem has its eunuch" - Ridicule
Old
Profile PM WWW Search
sheerx is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweensheerx is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
sheerx
 
 

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules [Forum Rules]
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:16 AM.
'Synthesis 2' vBulletin 3.x styles and 'x79' derivative
by WetWired the Unbound and Chruser
Copyright ©2002-2008 zelaron.com
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
This site is best seen with your eyes open.