I think I'm an alcoholic

I'm working on that full one..

(All half gallons of Kessler whiskey)

I'm drunk as shit. Half lite of Bacardi Grand Melon, 4 budweisers, and 4 keystone light ices. Wow...

I'm assuming you had help with those?? If not I think you're liver might be dead.

I had help on one, but the others all successfully penetrated my liver. Over the course of about 3 weeks though.

Your body's being put through the ringer from all fronts.

Tough love baby, tough love.

It's fun now, but by the time you're 35 it'll start to fail.