messing with bob

notJasonBADX: none
medi3valbob:
notJasonBADX:
medi3valbob: status message I assume?
notJasonBADX: No! Psshht yea right...
notJasonBADX: I mean, maybe
medi3valbob: So we're waiting in line for preregistration for quakecon
medi3valbob: there's a main line with.... say 500-1000 people in it
medi3valbob: and we're in the overflow room.. there's prolly 300 of us in the room
medi3valbob: and this lady is having a shitfit every 10 minutes. "SHUT UP! LISTEN TO ME! SHUT UP!!! Okay.. um.... the line isn't going to move anytime soon. So just.. nothing's happening. Just stay put."
medi3valbob: And every hour or so, she's come up and say, "EVERYBODY SHUT UP SHUT UP. LISTEN TO ME! Okay we're gona have to have everybody squeeze together! GET CLOSER TOGETHER WE GOTTA MAKE ROOM"
medi3valbob: And after the third time she did that, she came back, "OKAY SHUT UP LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay so we're past fire code. So some of you have to get out of this room. SO WE HAVE TO DO A COUNT! SHUT UP! DO A COUNT!"
medi3valbob: and we tried 3 times, but it failed abysmally, of course
medi3valbob: Anyway, like 20 minutes later, this guy walked in
medi3valbob: comPLETELY wasted
medi3valbob: stumbling left and right
medi3valbob: and looked at her
medi3valbob: and yelled "SHUT UP LISTEN TO ME! HOW MANY PEOPLE...." and he started looking confused" HO... HOW MANY PEOPLE... IN THIS ROOM.... ARE 200 PEOPLE?!"
medi3valbob: everybody cracked up laughing, and the shitfit bitch called security and had him taken out of the building... bitch
notJasonBADX: Sorry was afk for a second doing some work stuff and accidently closed chatbox when I got back, what did you say?
medi3valbob: god damnit
medi3valbob: the punchline was an alcoholic
notJasonBADX: what punchline?
medi3valbob: the quote
medi3valbob: Damnit don't make me hit you
notJasonBADX: I didnt catch anything after: medi3valbob: So we're waiting in line for preregistration for quakecon
medi3valbob: ...e-hit you...
notJasonBADX: Im lost...
medi3valbob: (8:55:00 AM) medi3valbob: So we're waiting in line for preregistration for quakecon
(8:55:09 AM) medi3valbob: there's a main line with.... say 500-1000 people in it
(8:55:22 AM) medi3valbob: and we're in the overflow room.. there's prolly 300 of us in the room
(8:55:53 AM) medi3valbob: and this lady is having a shitfit every 10 minutes. "SHUT UP! LISTEN TO ME! SHUT UP!!! Okay.. um.... the line isn't going to move anytime soon. So just.. nothing's happening. Just stay put."
notJasonBADX: oh
notJasonBADX: interesting
medi3valbob: (8:56:22 AM) medi3valbob: And every hour or so, she's come up and say, "EVERYBODY SHUT UP SHUT UP. LISTEN TO ME! Okay we're gona have to have everybody squeeze together! GET CLOSER TOGETHER WE GOTTA MAKE ROOM"
(8:56:58 AM) medi3valbob: And after the third time she did that, she came back, "OKAY SHUT UP LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay so we're past fire code. So some of you have to get out of this room. SO WE HAVE TO DO A COUNT! SHUT UP! DO A COUNT!"
(8:57:11 AM) medi3valbob: and we tried 3 times, but it failed abysmally, of course
medi3valbob: (8:57:17 AM) medi3valbob: Anyway, like 20 minutes later, this guy walked in
(8:57:22 AM) medi3valbob: comPLETELY wasted
(8:57:25 AM) medi3valbob: stumbling left and right
(8:57:28 AM) medi3valbob: and looked at her
(8:57:55 AM) medi3valbob: and yelled "SHUT UP LISTEN TO ME! HOW MANY PEOPLE...." and he started looking confused" HO... HOW MANY PEOPLE... IN THIS ROOM.... ARE 200 PEOPLE?!"
(8:58:30 AM) medi3valbob: everybody cracked up laughing, and the shitfit bitch called security and had him taken out of the building... bitch
medi3valbob: It was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen
notJasonBADX: lawd

Haha. That was great.

lol, that's always fun.