govermental coverups

i know that the goverment cover ups a lot of things like the rosweld crash and area 51

Don't touch this issue Jamer, your far to young to grasp the knowledge required to back up this information.

:Edit: Also, Area 51 is hidden from everyone, even some government members.

Area 51 operations may be covered, but you (at least you used to be able to) are allowed to see satelite images of it.

i know that the goverment cover ups a lot of things like the rosweld crash and area 51

Hey jamer, I heard that if you leave a tooth under your pillow at night, the tooth fairy will come and take it and leave money for you.

The tooth fairy once went to get one of Dracula's fangs, but Dracula's castle was really dark so she cut herself on the fang by mistake and ever since she's been a BLOOD-SUCKING VAMPIRE TOOTH FAIRY.

That's one the European Union have been cpvering up, actually, rather than the American "Goverment".

Damn you Europeans and your blood sucking abominations.

She does! My last tooth I lost I got $20.

The tooth fairy stole my wallet.

Bitch.

Did you try to steal from her? She'll do that shit if you tried to fuck with her cash.

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, i put them under my pillow and got 20 dollars. Bitch didn't even take the teeth! I win.

Did you try to steal from her? She'll do that shit if you tried to fuck with her cash.

No. She jacked me in an alley after a night at the bar. Kicked me in the shins, cracked the back of my head with her wand, then shoved a snubnose .38 in my face and said, "Gimme your wallet, dipshit."

Bitch is cold.

I've always felt Like I might be a government experiment...


I love how they try and cover up things, because the more they try, the more obvious it gets...


"Mr. agent sir, I have a questi---"

"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!! IT WAS A BLIMP! GET OFF OF THE PREMISSIS OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT!!!"

"what the hell!? I just wanted to know were the nearest Gas station is....!!"