Single

Well, I'm single again. It ended on good terms and all, so no regrets there. S'all I feel like saying.

Well, at least it didnt end on bad terms. Are you two still going to hang out?

Yeah, we are. Still friends and still roommates, so it wasn't too horrible.

That's good. I'm single as well, as of last week. Caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my best friend and her ex. You see, apparently she is a big old whore, which I should've found out beforehand. Thank God her roommate was nice enough to tell me her ex had stayed the night, and I walked in on her and my best friend. Just about broke the guy's face. Great stuff, college.

wow, damn that sucks dude. I hate whores

Wait...you had a girlfriend?

Yep. She was damn hot too. Oh well, I'm working on another girl that's actually from the town I went to school in. She lives across the hall, not above me like this one girl. I'm going to do a little bit more of a background check, but she did go to a Catholic school. But then again, I went to a Lutheran school and apparently I'm just in awe of drugs.

Aww. How's your ex taking it? Is it affecting his performance in The Teletubbies TV show?