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I have a problem
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Posted 2006-03-20, 01:49 PM
I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge.
I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS.
Could I potentially
suck the milk through the wall
into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized.
I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow.
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#1
Grav
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Posted 2006-03-20, 01:52 PM in reply to
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"I have a problem"
Well there's some cows in the field over yonder.
I suppose I could go a cow-hustling, fly 'em over the pond, and train them to seek you out whenever you have a craving for milk. I'll need to train the milking maids too.
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Lenny
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Posted 2006-03-20, 04:31 PM in reply to
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"I have a problem"
Where's Dave Chappelle when you need some milk delivered .?.?
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khwiii
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Posted 2006-03-20, 05:00 PM in reply to
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"Where's Dave Chappelle when you need..."
khwiii said:
Where's Dave Chappelle when you need some milk delivered .?.?
HAHAHAHA.
"Mornin Niggars!"
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-=Rico-GP=-
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Posted 2006-03-20, 05:28 PM in reply to
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"HAHAHAHA. "Mornin Niggars!""
lol. That was a funny sketch, for sure.
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Willkillforfood
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Posted 2006-03-20, 05:51 PM in reply to
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"lol. That was a funny sketch, for sure."
Maybe if you'd quite chugging milk you wouldn't be so fat, fatty.
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Demosthenes
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Posted 2006-03-20, 09:29 PM in reply to
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"Maybe if you'd quite chugging milk you..."
I drink milk all the time
it's skim milk
but thats not the point
i didnt know milk makes you fat
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#7
slaynish
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Posted 2006-03-20, 09:57 PM in reply to
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's post
"I have a problem"
Get a minifridge.
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Sovereign
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Posted 2006-03-20, 10:19 PM in reply to
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"Get a minifridge."
Fat. Just tooo fat.
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#9
Jamesadin
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Posted 2006-03-21, 12:47 AM in reply to
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"I have a problem"
i think a certain grav is too lazy to get the milk or just bored enough to write this post.
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#10
sciencekid
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Posted 2006-03-21, 06:29 AM in reply to
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"i think a certain grav is too lazy to..."
Can you suck it through the screen?
D3V said:
This message is hidden because D3V is on your ignore list.
What is it they say about silence being golden?
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Medieval Bob
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Posted 2006-03-21, 10:18 AM in reply to
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I've got a glass like that...
Settee, Footy match on the TV in the corner, and a Minifridge full of milk. A man's best friends.
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Lenny
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Posted 2006-03-21, 10:26 AM in reply to
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"I have a problem"
GravitonSurge said:
I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge.
I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS.
Could I potentially
suck the milk through the wall
into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized.
I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow.
Smoke rock nigga?
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#13
Penny_Bags
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Posted 2006-03-21, 10:32 AM in reply to
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's post
"I have a problem"
......
Your fucking stupid
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#14
klo
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Posted 2006-03-21, 10:34 AM in reply to
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"I have a problem"
And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!
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Kaneda
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