Oi.

Jessica is bored. Someone entertain her. Now.


...please?

*whips out penis*

thread over

Good Ol' Mantra.

put the football game on it works for me.

Not my area. Watching Medium.

'Sides, if I wanted to watch "straight" men tackle eachother in skin-tight clothing, I'd completely forego the "straight" part and the clothing and look for gay porn on the internet.

well then u should do that

Alright, Just curious. Are you seeing Jennifer Lopez? Hence the name Jessifer?

Heh

Wtf? No. Jessifer = A mix of Jessica and Jennifer. Someone couldn't get my name straight when I was a kid. Jessifer stuck.

Appearently you didn't get my joke.

Ben Affleck + Jennifer Lopez... (when they were together) = Benifer.

Yeah, well. It was a dumb joke.

Yep... I know


Could be worse, I could be Grav.

Watch Cromartie HIgh School. You'll fall asleep in no time.

*juggles flaming chainsaws* Take a nap.

If you're really bored, I recommend wtfpeople.com.

Will keep you entertained for hours.

I hate my handle, can I have it changed?

Eeh. First page lost my interest. I think not.

Wow you suck. Go outside then you loser.

Heh. Nah. It's raining.

Man, I want to be a Super Saiyan. That way if I don't want to go to school till I have to, I can just fly there super fast and kick the shit out of my teachers!

Wow...that's just...

*koff*