Here's an idea: why don't you get some speech software and make it tell commands to the voice recognition software which in turn makes the speech software tell the voice recognition software more commands...
Eventually it'll become sentient and start talking to you <3
"why I've gotta be one of the cool kids just to walk by/
- without being tripped, thrown down on the ground and kicked/
Insulting me for no reason, I was treated like shit/
The teachers let it happen/
I've even seen some of them teachers laughing/
That's why I had a smile on my face when I started blastin/" - Ill Bill - The Anatomy of a School Shooting