New Ideas

Well guys being out here in the field Ive had alot of time to think and Ive come up with a cool idea, and Smith agrees with me to... a player reward system. Each month I will go over all the stats for the clan members and take in account how many clan matches they played and there performance and stuff and at the end of each month we will post various types of awards like 'most kills in the month of march' and similar stuff. Thats all great for bragin but the best one is that each month me and Smith will decide who to name the Player of the month and they will actually recieve a random item in the mail... coul be a magazine or a dvd or an action figure... depends on how generous i am. so what do you guys think about this plan? of course it wont start til we get back from the field but I think its great.

That is the single worst idea I have ever heard of! Hehe just messing. Ya a lot of time to think. No play-ee, just think-ee, no play-ee, just think-ee. Oh ya and DeLong wants you to know that masturbating too much can cause your vision to go out, and it can also make Jack a dull boy.

Oh ya and DeLong wants you to know that masturbating too much can cause your vision to go out, and it can also make Jack a dull boy.

Which is why Smith wears glasses and I dont.... cus when I masturbate I tend to squirt it right in his eyes and without glasses it would be a... well a mess.

On the contrary, with all the practice he gets from other soldiers, DeLong catches all of mine neatly in his mouth.

haha u guys must be going through withdrawal by now haha

im so pissed right now tho i jsut got 3 kills in a game at midship i cant play well when im playing with shitty people who cant at least hold a couple of the good guns you know? like if the teams are balanced and stuff i can kick ass... but when they are better than us im probably even worse than the shitty people on my team

that does sound like a pretty good idea but it would be a pain tallying all those kills and stuff... im not sure what i good way to go about doing that would be or anything... plus some people have much more time to play than others so you might have to rig a system to do like "average kills per game" or something and set a limited number of games... like each person has to play at least a certain number to qualify for it... and only slayer games should count due to the fact that you could get an insane number of kills in king or something if you didnt try to get time or anything