The temperature thread.

In this thread, you're supposed to name any random object, followed by what you think it's temperature is (Celcius, Fahrenheit, or Kelvin). This is so that the world will finally have a long-awaited catalogue of the temperatures of every object in the universe.

So I go first:

The..."L" key on my keyboard, 78 degrees F.

a white piece paper is 70 degrees F

this thread.... 700 degrees F.

Me:

Currently 100.3 degrees F.

Frozen Liquid Helium, 1 degree Kelvin

My fridge, 35 degrees Fahrenheit on inside, 72 degrees Fahrenheit on outside.

A wrench, 86.2 degrees F.

The W key on my laptop keyboard after a few hours of gaming. 150F (yes, they become painfull to touch)

A roach in Grav's house, 82.6 degrees F.

Kaos' roach clip: 120 degrees F.

This thread, 1 degree K

Randuins face: 326 F. Nevermind, it just blew up.

Wait... You're finding me hot? Wtf? Are you gay?

A roach in Grav's house, 82.6 degrees F.

Wtf, that was you?

I was wondering what the flip was going on when some guy came in with a thermometer and jabbed it into the back of a water bug.

"House inspector", you said. Then as you walked towards me, you also established yourself as a "pants inspector." That's when I decided that you were also an "axe inspector."

My anus 40 degrees C

Wtf, that was you? I was wondering what the flip was going on when some guy came in with a thermometer and jabbed it into the back of a water bug. "House inspector", you said. Then as you walked towards me, you also established yourself as a "pants inspector." That's when I decided that you were also an "axe inspector."

I inspect a lot of things. Up the ass. 98.6 degrees F.

Not when you have a fever.... 102.3 degrees F. You sick fucker!

My room is 65 degrees F.