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ilovebees.com conspiracy theory
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Posted 2004-08-04, 07:56 AM
If you haven't already, check out www.ilovebees.com

I say that the counter is a countdown until a certain AI program becomes self-aware and launches a massive nuclear attack on the world. Why? Because we made that AI program too humanlike. It can think and hide its thoughts, it has a free will, and it is disgusted with the human race. It was also built to withstand nuclear blasts, so it knows it has nothing to worry about. It will slowly infect our machines and turn them into war machines.
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Posted 2004-08-04, 08:02 AM in reply to KagomJack's post "ilovebees.com conspiracy theory"
Hmm now that you bring it up, my laptop has been acting strange lately just turning on by itself and not responding when i do something about it, maybe it has been getting messages from tha evil computer...OH NO! Maybe it's going to explode in my face next time I turn it on
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Posted 2004-08-04, 08:04 AM in reply to undeadzombieguy's post starting "Hmm now that you bring it up, my laptop..."
If it explodes in your face, that's terrorists. If it displays lots of little numbers when you turn it off (or attempt to) that's the evil computer

They just want to use our computers as war machine information carriers
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Posted 2004-08-04, 08:38 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "If it explodes in your face, that's..."
My modem decided to be a printer but that's probably because nothing is suppose to make sense.
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Posted 2004-08-04, 02:20 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "My modem decided to be a printer but..."
My computer keeps popping up porno when I'm not even on a porn site. Must be the evil computer >:
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Posted 2004-08-04, 03:37 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "My computer keeps popping up porno when..."
Or you need to stop visiting porn sites and get rid of all your spyware.
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