Discuss HSCI (HandOfHeaven Stock Companies Incorporated) here

For all of you that have your comments, bring them here. The other is merely for questions that have to do with my company, and for signing up. Thank you for your time, and posts.

May I have a staff position at HSCI ?

Questions are reserved for the Sign-Up Thread. Vote for the 3rd choice, and I will get back to you in time.

is that realy company or you are joking

Is it a real company you ask? Are you Joking, damn it?

It is in fact, a real company. Date of establishment: 7/27/2004. I signed the papers and everything. Can't a guy make an honest living?

Only in Communist America!

It's a joke....

HandOfHeaven Stock Companies Incorporated is a profit organization. We are currently looking for more staff members, and as soon as an Admin makes that poll public, I will take the applicants and put them in a Poll after skimming them down to a certain few. We need your trust, time, some money (will be payed back in tenfold if stolen), and most of all your friendship. We want to get you your TV dinner as soon as we can. Signing up gives you a ($1.00 US) paid Subscription to HSCI, and we will give you the most expert advice.

Recent studies show that the average zelaron-goer smells like a dirty sock. We can fix that. We will give you tips, and the best advice anywhere.

1. We love to help people
2. You can see if HSCI stock is right for you
3. Purchase is neccesary
4. Staff is needed
5. We will fight for your right to not smell like a dirty sock, etc.
6. Advice will be given on receiving of payment
7. My company is always open to suggestions
8. Leave more suggestions here

Thank you again for your time, and posts.

How do you know what dirty socks smell like you nasty human bea'n'!?

Because I used to smell like dirty socks. Then my Guru told me a method on how to not smell like dirty socks. He taught me how to fish, but didn't catch a fish for me. I wish to have all people on zelaron not smell like dirty socks, and give them the advice they deserve!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Threads merged. Did you really need three whole topics devoted to this retardedness?