T-Shirts, Cargo pants and sport pants... I always wear funny T-shirts..
Examplse are :
This shirt was designed to distract girls while I look at their chest.
Slackers unite Tomorrow!
The person wearing this shirt is a doctor, so lye on your back and do verything the nice doctor tells you to do.
I'm not fucking stupid but I would.
I just did your girlfriend
Nipples n' tits, Nipples n' tites, gotta get me some nipples n' tits.
Viagra the dicker picker upper