New cult!

Profile · Posted 2002-04-05, 11:02 AM

I have started a cult called Zeloism, which is based on worshipping me. Does anyone want to join it?

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 11:02 AM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

What are you gonna give us?

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 11:03 AM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

Redemption and guns?

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 11:06 AM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

No eternal salvation?

Good, I didn't want it anyway. Hand over those guns.

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 11:11 AM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

Yes, if you pay me extra, I'll include that too.

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 11:12 AM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

I already said I didn't want it.

You never said we had to pay anything for our guns and redemption!

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 11:16 AM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

You don't have to pay for that, just for eternal salvation

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 11:16 AM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

sign me up, now where are the guns??

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 12:14 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

how about the 70 virgins withouht having to die and to dumb shit?

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 12:32 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

I am 100% willing to join... I like guns...

So, does this come with something like a 401K pention plan or anything along those lines? Are there any bonuses that haven't been mentioned yet?

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 02:04 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

yes, all the goats you can handle

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 02:07 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

I like goats... just not ******cks... that is wrong... anyways, I can print out and hand out fliers in my hometown..

we have about 52K people living here, there's at least 5K possibilities for members...

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 02:09 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

yes, we need some1 to head the brain washing department, then we can make all our members shave their heads and wear pink Nike's!

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 02:11 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

Why pink? I don't think anyone will take our guns seriously if we're wearing pink Nikes!

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 02:13 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

Why not throw in some miniskirts that are purple? Purple miniskirts, pink Nikes, Neon Green Socks, and rubber knives. We will be badass mofos!Oh, forgot about our squirt guns... lol

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 02:17 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

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Originally posted by Badass Gandhi
Why pink? I don't think anyone will take our guns seriously if we're wearing pink Nikes!

Exactly, they will under-estimate us, then global domination is ours! Muhahahahaha

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 02:20 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

Underestimation is sorta weird. What if some escape? They will say they look like pussies but they're actually strong.. also what will be our main guns? BAR? AK-47? M-16? I like powerful guns... lol

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 04:02 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

i would prefer a CAR-15, with extending stock

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 04:08 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

Assuming most guns from Video games were real I would want a Frensi I believe it's called. Awesome powerful shutgun from James Bond 007:Agent Under Fire. But anyways, where are we going to get all the Nikes?

Chruser · Posted 2002-04-05, 04:18 PM in reply to Chruser's post "New cult!"

i think you are talking about something similar to the Bernelli, shotguns are only good for close quarters battle, maybe a nice silenced PSG-1 for me, sit off in the distance picking ppl off

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