Oompa Loompa's And Their Rhymes

Ever act dumb in High School and come up with a rhyme to the Oompa Loompa song? Share it with us. Otherwise you can throw stuff at the little green-haired midgets. My song went:"Oompa loompa doompa de do...little girl I've got a present for you. Come into the back of my van. We'll play a game and it involves hands." Lol it stayed funny for 3 months. Now that I think about it I think it is kinda funny. Definitely something Edgemaster from Soul Calibur would say.

I guess it depends on where you come from.. still, I liked the Oompa Loompas. They made fun of ALL of the kids.