The Next Great Invention?

Years ago I thought of the air condition car seats, since seat warmers don't exactly appeal to my Summer swamp ass. That is now taken. Damnit.

Even longer ago, I thought about making "Interconnected Technologically Advanced Information Storage Devices", but that silly Al Gore took credit for its alter-ego, the "Internet". Damnit...

Now, thinking back on these "missed" opportunities, I decided that I'm going to pitch some of my other great ideas. Difference this time, I'm going to pitch them to you guys first.

Totally Awesome Titus Ideas:

1. All purpose, compact bathroom kit. Like the Swiss Army Knives that have so many great options, this kit will include a sealable toothbrush, comb, razor blade, scissors, tweezers, and nail clippers.

2. Hydrogen Bomb equivalent of Napalm. That Day After Tomorrow thread got me thinking about making this insanity a reality. Its simple. All we need is some magic sticks (Compliments of Grav), lighter fluid, deionized water, split plutonium atoms, wooden pencil (leadless of course, for stirring), and a picoscopic sifter to get rid of excess chunks, so it will not only be economically affordable, but efficient for storage.

3. A keyboard that explodes and kills everything within a 3 feet radius when too much "|337" talk is typed. This also pertains to "zagggon" talk, "slaynish" talk, and "unforeseen imbeciles in the future of Zelaron" talk.

4. A "magnetic" hanger. By "magnetic", I mean, attracted to fertilized vaginal fluids that is stored in an IQ < 70 brain capacity body. This way, the hanger does the job for humanity, saving me the unwanted trouble anymore.



Well, as of right now, that is all I have. What do you think, and do you have any super fantastic ideas that you would like to release to the public?

Non-sweat bread.

Non-sogging cereal.

I liked the first and fourth ones Titus...try and make the first one, patent it, and sell it and make yourself rich and make us Zelaronites wish to achieve the greatness you gained.

I've been working on a project/invention for the past 13 months. It has alot to do with Propetual montion devices. I've been using magnets, sounds waves, water, wind, heat, trying to find out the most potent energy source. I've found a few tricks where I can get a magnet to spin on a pin forever as long as its not touched, but I need to find a way to make this on a much larger scale, where I can attach gears to it and make a small motor turn over. When I can accomplish this, mass produce it. I WILL BE RICH. And yes, I've drawn up a small basic outline of the possible look of it, and my Uncles attourney has assigned a date in August when I can present it to be patented.

I don't know if you're just wanting a non stop motion device, or an endless supply of energy. If i remember right they have already done both. There's a rather eccentric fello (nick named peterpan of all things) who has re-discovered the original battery. It's a crystaline battery cell that picks up latent energy and converts it into an electrical charge. In theory, it doesn't run out of power since it neither stores nor makes it, it's merely a conduit for what's already there.