The tooth fairy once went to get one of Dracula's fangs, but Dracula's castle was really dark so she cut herself on the fang by mistake and ever since she's been a BLOOD-SUCKING VAMPIRE TOOTH FAIRY.
That's one the European Union have been cpvering up, actually, rather than the American "Goverment".
Did you try to steal from her? She'll do that shit if you tried to fuck with her cash.
No. She jacked me in an alley after a night at the bar. Kicked me in the shins, cracked the back of my head with her wand, then shoved a snubnose .38 in my face and said, "Gimme your wallet, dipshit."