So...

My mom fell down our front steps today because they were icy. It was bullshit because it seemed like she was blaming me for it.

I was kinda pissed, its not like I enchanted those steps or something.

I mean, i love my mom and everything, but damn. We have a railing outside for a reason, for things like that. And besides, she said she put salt on the steps to melt the ice, that is just lack of effort. But i guess i just have to realize how fortunate i am because if something serious would have happened it would suck ass.

What about you, has your mom's ever fell down steps?

Um not that I know of, however she did fall in the elementary school parking lot one year. Also depending on what type of salt you put down and the temperature, it might not have made a difference at all, just an fyi.

One time, when I was like 10-11. I pushed my grandma and then she fell in our driveway, then I threw an orange at her. GGdieoldbitch.

Before my mom had her hip replacement: Yes. Fell right on her ass. I started to freak out because I know she's kinda getting up there and I was afraid she may have broken something. She was fine, but she was in further pain the rest of the day.

Kinda reminds me of when I was taking a shower then a started jacking off with the soap. Then the tip of my dick started burning. .

Yeah, soap and shampoo are not good lube. But I don't use lube.

Shampoo = bad times.

Also, another random side note: If you are applying Ben Gay or Icy Hot to your legs, be sure not to accidently brush your genitals. It was not fun.

I would guess the fuck so, unless you're into CBT.

Same with Axe Spray.