A Drunken story that made me laugh.

okay so here i am sittin on the computer. i notice my dad has some people over and its telling storys about when he was young and in the boys home..

"one day him and 2 of his buddies where all stoned and they snuck onto an egg farm. where like 3000 chicken live in a barn all their lives and never see the light of day, so anyway my Dad and his two friends go into this barn all high and soon as they steped in, their was no sound.. nothing, then one of my dad's friend turned around and saw some babbie chickens and said "Hey look at all them chicken mc'nuggets" and at that moment the barn erupted into a furey of freathers and clucks" i dont know why i found it so funny i just started laughing! (this was before Mc'Nasties had come out with the Chicken Mc'Nugget"

and thats my story for the day... or night... or morning... what time is it... thx for reading!

The smilies says it all.

*moved

maybe you should get some sleep

maybe your high and i guess it's funny

Originally posted by Jamesadin maybe you should get some sleep

last time somone told me this, they just wanted me off my UO GM Account so they could fuck around with it.

I remember a story my friend told me

There was an 8 year old with his grandpa on a boat. The grandpa took out a beer and the boy said, "Can you share that with me, Grandpa? The grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" Then the grandpa took out a cigeratte and the boy said, "Can you share that with me, grandpa?" He replied, "Does your dick touch your ass?" A few days after the boat trip the boy bought a lottery ticket and won 2,000 dollars. The grandpa said, "Can you share that with Grandpa?" The boy replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" He said, "Yes!" The boy said, "Then go fuck yourself!"

good story

Yeah, it's a nice story. A little bizarre, but still nice.

Hahaha... Thats funny...

not really your all imature

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE *moved

isnt it kind of obvious?

Originally posted by mightychicken isnt it kind of obvious?

at first I didn't notice the importance of announcing your moderator duties but it really does come in usefull for some members so don't try and seem like you know what your doing because I have been a moderator for a bit longer so just trust me on the subject...

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE at first I didn't notice the importance of announcing your moderator duties but it really does come in usefull for some members so don't try and seem like you know what your doing because I have been a moderator for a bit longer so just trust me on the subject...

*cough*postcount*cough*

lol I am serious has nothing to do with the post count some members become a little lost when they don't have those announcements if I could recommend one thing to become a better mod it would be to announce yourself and don't overmod makes a lot of ppl mad

(and I don't really care that much about my post count it's more about having a little fun on the forums if someone wants to reset my post count go ahead)

heh that was a funny story, i dont see how laughing at it is immature... i think personally victious malitia you expect to much from yourself... and you need to learn how to have fun, who cares what other people think...i dont care, why should i even care what you think about me, if you think im immature, at least im having fun by reading it and laughing...

Originally posted by NonGayMan I remember a story my friend told me There was an 8 year old with his grandpa on a boat. The grandpa took out a beer and the boy said, "Can you share that with me, Grandpa? The grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" Then the grandpa took out a cigeratte and the boy said, "Can you share that with me, grandpa?" He replied, "Does your dick touch your ass?" A few days after the boat trip the boy bought a lottery ticket and won 2,000 dollars. The grandpa said, "Can you share that with Grandpa?" The boy replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" He said, "Yes!" The boy said, "Then go fuck yourself!"

this is told wrong btw hehe,

There was an 8 year old with his grandpa on a boat. The grandpa took out a beer and the boy said, "Can you share that with me, Grandpa? The grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" Then the grandpa took out a cigeratte and the boy said, "Can you share that with me, grandpa?" He replied, "Does your dick touch your ass?" a little while later the boy pulls out a candy bar and grampa asks "Can you share that with Grandpa?" The boy replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" He said, "Yes!" The boy said, "Then go fuck yourself!"

sorta works better thou, cues i dont like little boys can buy lottery tickets hehe.

I can get lottery tickets called underthecounter. :P but not technically... my parents have to be there...

everytime i buy a damn lottery ticket i lose... wtf is up with that