Pick a random OLD forum member and give your theory on what they are doing now. The member can't be a currently active person, and if you actually know what they are doing now don't post about it.
I pick Hellmonkeys. I bet he has either given up on gaming or is hacking some new game under a new alias. Or he got killed by Blizzard.
KagomJack: Worked himself to the point of insanity. Robbed a little old lady and drove off into a river and was never recovered. Assumed to be in Cuba masquerading as a woman named Selma Queen.