In need of serious life help

Im 19 unemployed about to not make rent and i have no idea what i need to do in life. Career aptitude tests just dont cut it. I cant work at burger king or mcdonalds i wont make enough...

What im looking for.

-Stable environment, no nagging asshat hanging over my head
-PAY! It doesnt need to be amazing, but it should be able to support a family

Experience

-Customer Server (about 5 years)
-Construction (about 2 years)

Obviously i need some college, but idk how i would pay for it at this moment. I desperately need to get my head on straight and figure out my next move.