Salvia Divinorum: The Experience

So after all the talk on the forums, I tried Salvia. As far as drugs go, I'm a baby. I've only tried weed. And this is what Salvia makes weed look like. A baby drug.

The only problem I had with Salvia was the box it came in. I dropped quite a bit when opening it. However, I had plenty to smoke. As KA suggested, I got a 3 dollar torch lighter. It helped.

The most important thing when smoking was holding it in once inhaling. Once you did that, it hit really fast. I remember I was thinking about making some snide comment about how this was gay and it didn't work. Instead of making my comment, I said something like "This is some potent shit."

After that, I remember my world turning upside down. Literally. I couldn't tell which way was up, down, sideways. I was in a state of pure euphoria. I literally hurt from laughing. I fell on my bed. I don't know how to describe the next part, but I'll do my best. The room around me looked as though it was a 100 sided triangular prism. I thought I saw extra dimensions. Literally. And this 100 sided triangular prism was closing in on me. I remember banging my head repeatedly on my pillow. Everything was insane. I looked at some trippy visual effects from my music player, and I had some deep insights. And then, as soon as everything hit, it was gone. For five minutes, I was in a dizzy state, somewhat like after two or three shots of alcohol. After that, I felt elated, but was more or less normal. Now, two hours after the experience, I am studying. What I always do.

Good shit. Try it before it becomes illegal.