Friday unfunny

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every

time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off

the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.



She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night,

while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic

session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband



was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft,

wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent

B*****d,' she screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all

of these years? You better explain yourself!'



The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:







'I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'

That was actually kinda funny. Took me a few seconds to get it, though.

I used to have a bunch of jokes set aside in my G-mail folder, and they've all disappeared