Witches

Don't pay any attention to the title of this. Unless you are one. Then you are more welcome than the others to speak to me. And people, don't ask me ifI'm racist. Because, I'm not. I hate everyone ( with an acception of the selscted few that I do like).

Got your cauldron all preheated to 375 degrees for Halloween?

No, only for my next human secrafice tonight.

66 posts. You're 600 off.

I live near Pendle, if that counts?

Pindleskin?

You try to make it seem like people actually care.

Nah. Pendle. Near Burnley.

It's traditionally been a meeting place of sorts for withces. In ye olde dayyes there were supposedly lots of withces who lived there. And since this area is a traditional mill place, they were forced to wear millstones round their necks if caught.

Lenny you are dumb.

What? You ask about witches. I talk about witches.

What more do you want? My brain on a silver platter?!

That'll work.

OMG LAWL!!!!!11!!!

I swear, Mrs. Jones, my 7th grade life science teacher was a witch. I had nightmares about her rising from flames from the ground, and her detentions were like magic... Every time I skipped, they doubled! Yet I put some laxative in her coffee one day and she forgot alllllll about my detentions... I broke the record with 20 at one time... heh... But thank God I never have to see her again.

Nice, loving it. I glued one of my teachers to a chair before. Also, set another teachers chair on fire while the teacher was sitting in it.

And then you woke up, realized that you were blubberous and hideously ugly, and went on the internet. However, the tubes could not hold that enormous amount of material, enormous amount of material. After all, the internet is not a big truck that you just dump something on (like your lardy ass). Luckily a powerball was fired through the internets because Chruser sent me a message on Friday and I got it today. Why? Because you're fat.

I love your avatar, Grav.

I love your avatar, Cloud.

I think I might have been the only one to pick up on that.

Nice, loving it. I glued one of my teachers to a chair before. Also, set another teachers chair on fire while the teacher was sitting in it.

For some reason I think you're full of shit. Oh yea, it's because you are.

Yeah right. I'm pretty sure everything you hear on the Internet is true.

i totally expected this place to be full of girls since the title is about witches(i sooo taught my self a lesson on not jumping to conclusion)i so suck

I'm not full of shit. What I say is true. I don't lie. Sorry, that's not who I am. And, I'm not fat like some people. I'm actually not really all that big. But, I'm not just bones with skin pulled over, either. So, I know you people need to start to get your facts straight.