Double Cock-Blocked

So we're at this bar last night. It's pretty fun. I'm making the rounds... dancing with every hot girl I see (one of them a full 6 inches taller than me... omfg). Anyhow, we close em down at 2 and stop at Waffle House before we head home. It's me, my friend Adam, his date Kristi, and her friend Aaron.

So we walk in, and it's nearly empty. There's one table with 2 girls at it. So I go to the bathroom when we go in. When I come out, they're at the table next to the girls. As soon as we order, I stand up and step over to the girls' table.

Mind if I sit here?
Of course not.

So we sit and make small talk for half an hour or so. I'm laying on the mack. They start getting ready to leave, and I tell the girl I'm sitting next to, Beth, "You know, you should probably give me your number." She replies, "Well..." and before she gets to the second 'l', Adam leans over and yells, "Hey man! Let me see those pictures of the gang bang we had last night!"

"We didn't have a g... I mean... Man shut the fuck up. I'm trying to get this girl's number!"

So I look back at her, and she's laughing. I tell her, "Okay, how about I give you my number, and you can call me?" She pulls out her phone, and I start telling her what the number is. Then Kristi leans out and says, "He gives his number to all the girls!"
O M F G

Anyhow, she's got my number, but there's no way I'm getting a call. Un-fucking-believable...

Your friends suck.

Yeah, key their cars or something.

Thats extremely shitty.

Your friends fucking suck.

BTW, Life Discussion.

Good point.

Sounds like something some of my friends would do. Funny.

thats actually very funny. I would have been pissed off to no end. Oh and let the air out of thier tires for a week. It will really piss them off.

Say something off-color around their parents.

Payback's a bitch!

wow thats a good one be like "they arent excatly virgins anymore" and just watch thier faces

She'll call trust me.

You built good rapport (at least i hope youd id) and you closed them right, to others it may seem that your friends were cockblocking but in reality they just raised your value in front of the girl's eyes, its all you baby GG.

I somehow managed to pick up an engaged girl...she didn't even tell me she was engaged til I sensed something was going on when she cried after sucking my cock. So I asked and all this shit came out....I was like holy shit peace.

she cried after sucking my cock.

Sure it's not just because it tasted like donkey anus? We know about you, KR.

I was like holy shit peace.

LOL!

Your friends suck.

werd.

That guy Aaron must be the shit!

You should just hook back up with Silverjinx, nuff said.

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHA rofltomato!

Roffle Mayo.

You should just hook back up with Silverjinx, nuff said.

whose silverjinx?

Forum member and Bob's ex.