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10 Reasons to Date a Geek
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Posted 2006-01-19, 12:42 AM
http://www.nickdenoo.be/?p=5

I thought it was quite funny...and a lot of them are true, no doubting it.
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Posted 2006-01-19, 12:47 AM in reply to Lenny's post "10 Reasons to Date a Geek"
Number 4.

Word.
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Posted 2006-01-19, 01:06 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Number 4. Word."
4 <3 yea boi
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Posted 2006-01-19, 01:18 AM in reply to Acer's post starting "4 <3 yea boi"
wow... that makes me feel.......... important...... wanted.......... boy, if only the girls i know felt that way
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Posted 2006-01-19, 10:19 AM in reply to sciencekid's post starting "wow... that makes me feel............."
If only every girl knew that, then everyone would be happy...but noo.

For those who might not be able to see it:

1. Geeks are useful, they can fix your desktop, laptop, Â… Those skills are very useful and can make your life run smooth.

2. They are romantic than theyÂ’re given credit for. Their idea of romance might be making up a web-page abut about you. But hey it lasts longer than flowers and you can show your friends.

3. TheyÂ’ve got brains and theyÂ’re usually very well educated.

4. TheyÂ’re relatively low-maintenance. So there will be no complicated dinners needed. And if youÂ’re not the best cook, you can order a pizza.

5. You wonÂ’t have to worry about what heÂ’s doing. YouÂ’ll probably find him at his computer.

6. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He wonÂ’t care. They wonÂ’t get pissy if you donÂ’t wear make-up or donÂ’t want to bother primping your hair.

7. He will make you shine everywhere you go. No matter how clumsy you sense of style, no matter how awkward your social skills, youÂ’ll be a fashion star and a classy diplomat next to your geek. HeÂ’ll make you look so good; youÂ’ll fall in love with yourself.

8. If you are not into computers, TVs and DVD and you donÂ’t care about being popular and fashionable. What about the newest techie gadgets? You are going to be a proud owner of the latest gadgets if you ever decide to date a geek.

9. He wonÂ’t cheat on you either. Place the sexiest woman on earth in a room with a geek, say Angelina Jolie. At the other corner of the room, place the latest model of some computer or other. I am willing to bet that your geek would want to play with that computer much more than getting to know Angelina Jolie. In fact, he might not even see her if the computer is on and connected to the Internet. CÂ’mmon he has to check his email, surf the web and blog about the fact that he is in a room with Angelina Jolie.

10. The final reason is: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though thatÂ’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you.
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Posted 2006-01-19, 11:52 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "If only every girl knew that, then..."
Lenny said:
If only every girl knew that, then everyone would be happy...but noo.

For those who might not be able to see it:

1. Geeks are useful, they can fix your desktop, laptop, Â… Those skills are very useful and can make your life run smooth.

2. They are romantic than theyÂ’re given credit for. Their idea of romance might be making up a web-page abut about you. But hey it lasts longer than flowers and you can show your friends.

3. TheyÂ’ve got brains and theyÂ’re usually very well educated.

4. TheyÂ’re relatively low-maintenance. So there will be no complicated dinners needed. And if youÂ’re not the best cook, you can order a pizza.

5. You wonÂ’t have to worry about what heÂ’s doing. YouÂ’ll probably find him at his computer.

6. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He wonÂ’t care. They wonÂ’t get pissy if you donÂ’t wear make-up or donÂ’t want to bother primping your hair.

7. He will make you shine everywhere you go. No matter how clumsy you sense of style, no matter how awkward your social skills, youÂ’ll be a fashion star and a classy diplomat next to your geek. HeÂ’ll make you look so good; youÂ’ll fall in love with yourself.

8. If you are not into computers, TVs and DVD and you donÂ’t care about being popular and fashionable. What about the newest techie gadgets? You are going to be a proud owner of the latest gadgets if you ever decide to date a geek.

9. He wonÂ’t cheat on you either. Place the sexiest woman on earth in a room with a geek, say Angelina Jolie. At the other corner of the room, place the latest model of some computer or other. I am willing to bet that your geek would want to play with that computer much more than getting to know Angelina Jolie. In fact, he might not even see her if the computer is on and connected to the Internet. CÂ’mmon he has to check his email, surf the web and blog about the fact that he is in a room with Angelina Jolie.

10. The final reason is: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though thatÂ’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you.
hahahahahahaha

turn gay problem solved
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Posted 2006-01-19, 12:08 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "hahahahahahaha turn gay problem..."
hahaha funny mantra
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Posted 2006-01-19, 08:49 PM in reply to Lenny's post "10 Reasons to Date a Geek"
Damn, so that's why my brother's marriage has lasted so long.

I need to find myself a geek.
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Posted 2006-01-20, 10:04 AM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "Damn, so that's why my brother's..."
The whole internet is full of geeks.

I'd imagine half of this forum is used by geeks.

Find a popular blog site and read through a few, you'll find your geek in no time. Just search for "Angelina Jolie" and "room".
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Posted 2006-01-20, 06:08 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "The whole internet is full of geeks. ..."
The internet is really really great, FOR PORN!
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Posted 2006-01-21, 12:07 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "The whole internet is full of geeks. ..."
...Yeaaah. No one on this site. Save for a select few...That I can count on one hand.
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Posted 2006-01-21, 04:44 AM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "...Yeaaah. No one on this site. Save..."
Oooh! Oooh! Who? Who?!

Come on, you can tell us, we won't laugh...much.
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Posted 2006-01-21, 05:35 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Oooh! Oooh! Who? Who?! Come on, you..."
I think it'd be more entertaining to let you guys fight amongst yourselves.
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Posted 2006-01-21, 10:59 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "I think it'd be more entertaining to..."
geeks
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Posted 2006-01-21, 11:08 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "If only every girl knew that, then..."
I think #3, #4, #6, #9, and #10 are not necessarily features of geeks but rather of just down to earth, decent men.
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Posted 2006-01-22, 03:14 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "I think #3, #4, #6, #9, and #10 are not..."
Not all decent, down to earth men are well educated.

Everyone loves Pizza, anyone who doesn't should be shot.

And I can't for the life of me see why people think Angelina Jolie is so 'sexy'. She's got lips that look like they're gonna explode.
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Posted 2006-01-22, 01:02 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Not all decent, down to earth men are..."
You're crazy. I'd tap it like a morse code operator.
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Posted 2006-01-22, 01:20 PM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "You're crazy. I'd tap it like a morse..."
Of course I'm crazy. I've got to live up to my self-inflicted title, havne't I? And I'm a crazy Brit. And I'm 16...actually, scrap that one.

I think there are far more attractive people than Angelina Jolie.
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Posted 2006-01-22, 07:32 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Of course I'm crazy. I've got to live..."
You're right. Elisha Cuthbert.
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Posted 2006-01-24, 02:41 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Number 4. Word."
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Number 4.

Word.
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