It's all because of that WetWired telling fags like me that we can't fuck him roughly but then he's like "well ram me a little then slow down then do it again" and I'm like fuck no fag and I ram his ass so hard that he starts crying and when i cum it shoots him across the room onto the zelaron server and the server goes down and he's passed out for a while until the cops show up and i just tell them he had a little too much to drink but we all know it was semen