Ashlee Simpson Owned!

WTF BITCH!

http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

Already been posted.

You suck!

You're number 2!

You had to bring poop into this, didn't you, Sov?

*throws down gloves* SO what if I did?

You want some of this hot fire?

Huh? Do you? Because I'm hotter than tha hot tub right now. Watch out! You'll burn ya' toes! Yow!

Thanks Tipps. Maybe this would have been funny a week ago.

Who the hell is Ashley Simpson?

Jessica simpsons little sister. Shes has a voice to match her fuglyness.

Who the hell is Jessica Simpson?

I'm the kind of person that hears these names, but I don't know who the fuck they are.

Jessica simpson is married to Nick Laccy and is a singer. She has her own reality show called "Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica". Jessica's singing career is going steady, but she seems fucking retarded on the tv show.

Here.

That's Jessica Simpson for you.

Hmph... I think NOT!

Oh God. Now the whole world knows I bathe in a t-shirt. Thanks, Sov, you ass!

Ugh, will someone please tell me what's going on? I stopped remembering all this shallow celebrity shit back when Britney Spears was big...my brain just got so full of this bullshit that it set up some kind of firewall that blocked any shallow celebrity input into my brain. That, and to burn all the bullshit.

Mantra, click this link.

That's all you need to know.

"Smart as a bag of wet rats"


Great comedy!

Ashlee is as dumb as her peanut brained sister..

I think you were destined to be their love child but then somewhere along the line things went terribly wrong.. and you are actually the clone of zagggon! Dun dun dunnnnn....!!

omg! thats an insult! i am not zaggons twin.. and i think u'd be able to tell because i dont have a queer speech inpediment and i dont walk like im queer!