Immortality Device Thread

I was searching for a thread like this but the previous one expired so everyone with a banner post here.

This is the Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device thread.

Everyone please click my sig for Chiu's Immortality Devices. You don't even need to order them if you are interested in the produce. He has a banner program set up that when you get so many clicks, you get free products. Also, I'd appreciate it if you put me as a referrer when/if you sign up. You can sign up and put the banner as your sig (PM me if you need help with that.). Then, we can all post here so that people see the uber-banners. Whether or not you want to participate, click my banner! Clicking multiple times is with similar IPs is prohibited, and they check IP logs when sending out the free merchandice. This is why we need everyone to click. Everybody click! Click my banner! I'll click yours.