lmfao i like the one about icp fans
here are some actual quotes of greatness
Newspaper Article :
Discipline leads to 100% Success
D-4th letter of the alphabet
I-9th letter of the alphabet
S-19th letter of the alphabet
C-3rd letter of the alphabet
I-9th letter of the alphabet
P-16th letter of the alphabet
L-12th letter of the alphabet
I-9th letter of the alphabet
N-14th letter of the alphabet
E-5th letter of the alphabet
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100
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heres another set of quotes
Newspaper:
Words of Wisdom
"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it"
"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up."-Jesse Jackson
"If you know it and you don't use it...then you don't know it."
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."-Ambrose Redmoon
"It does not matter how slowly you go...so long as you do not stop."-Confucius
"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Edison
"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you."-Joey Adams
"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
"A good idea doesn't care who has it, and neither should you."
"Nothing was ever achieved by accepting reality."
"If you are lonely when you are alone, then you are in bad company."-Jean Paul Sartre
and heres my last set of quotes
my mommy got this page photocopied years back b4 ah was b0rn
Paper:
Be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.
Talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet.
Make all your friends feel there is something special in them.
Look at the sunny side of everything.
Think only the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best.
Be as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own.
Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
Give everyone a smile.
Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others.
Be too big for worry and too noble for anger.
kthxbai