Sexiness

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime!

What are they gonna do, throw you in jail? I say go for it.

if they throw you in jail i have some friends that you'd like to meet there (if you know what i mean)

umm, i think that he was kinda spamming, but yeah i agree with him in that sexy people really piss me off, so i guess i piss other people off too dont i?

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime!

NGM=!PIMP!

Hey don't make fun of NonGayMan.

Hey don't make fun of NonGayMan.

im complementing him...

if they throw you in jail i have some friends that you'd like to meet there (if you know what i mean)

You have some friends in jail "if you know what i mean" ?
Popular guy eh?

Indeed Bob. He sure gets around dont he?

well what can i say? i help all their moms with the shopping if you know what i mean

omg...go to bed KR....

I've got this friend in jail, he'll rough you up. His name is Moe Lester.

Oh, I've got a great story about something like this...

The mother of a good friend of mine married a man who got out of prison recently. He told me about something that happened the day he went in. Butch (the man) is about 6'1'', so he's not a small person. Anyhow, he got in and the first person he met was a black man. This black man, who was several inches short of 7 foot, walked up to Butch. He had a patch over one eye. The black man held out his hand. "Hi," said the black man. "My name's Love."

*cringe*

Is it me or did bob make no sence?? LOL someone is in need of sleep

How did that not make any

sence

?

It makes perfect sense if you read it. Want me to break it down for you? Ok I'll do that.

Oh, I've got a great story about something like this... - (Introduction)

The mother of a good friend of mine married a man who got out of prison recently. - (My bud's mom got married. The husband just got out of jail.)

He told me about something that happened the day he went in. - (The husband told me a story.)

Butch (the man) is about 6'1'', so he's not a small person. - (Size explination for reference and to allow the reader to visualize)

Anyhow, he got in and the first person he met was a black man. - (Beginning of the story Butch told me)

This black man, who was several inches short of 7 foot, walked up to Butch. He had a patch over one eye. - (Physical description of the black man - This is to allow the reader to picture him.)

The black man held out his hand. "Hi," said the black man. "My name's Love." - (This is what the black man said to Butch. Though the sentences aren't in the same set of quotation marks, it is proper English, and is, in no way, flawed.)

*cringe* - (the act of me cringing)

p.s. Try to read next time. Thaaanks.

i think he means he doesnt get whats great about the story

Thats exactly what i ment.. Bob, i wouldnt suggest you try and correct someone just because you are to bored or what ever to find a story thats worthy or being considered "great".

I only have one friend that's been in jail. And it was only for a week because he tipped his car going 90MPH+ (91 or 94 or 95 eclipse I forget, it was a manual) and he didnt have any insurance. He goes around showing everyone his prison id card now.

hahaha itd be aweomse to have one of those. great conversation piece