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How do I make my (girfriend's) brests bigger?
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Posted 2012-03-05, 07:23 PM
I am unsatisfied with this b-cup bullshit. I want C-cups or D-cups, dammit. How do I get this without surgery or pills, and without her knowing (I.E., what foods could I feed her without her even knowing why)? How long would it take to see results?
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Posted 2012-03-05, 07:49 PM in reply to Skurai's post "How do I make my (girfriend's) brests..."
If you want a serious answer... induce lactation and wait many months.
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Posted 2012-03-05, 08:35 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "If you want a serious answer... induce..."
Falcon punch until they get swollen. Or she gets breast cancer
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Posted 2012-03-05, 09:40 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "If you want a serious answer... induce..."
Grav said: [Goto]
If you want a serious answer... induce lactation and wait many months.


How can I get this done without having a child with her, first?
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Posted 2012-03-06, 12:42 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpa9zRiw..."
Get her fat. That's the only other way.
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Posted 2012-03-06, 10:29 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Get her fat. That's the only other way."
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Get her fat. That's the only other way.
But then she'll look like her fuck ugly mother.
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Posted 2012-03-06, 12:17 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "But then she'll look like her fuck ugly..."
She's going to look like her fuck ugly mother one day anyway. If you are so shallow as to require someone more attractive, leave her now and find someone better. She isn't going to get much prettier before she starts getting uglier.
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Posted 2012-03-06, 12:52 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "She's going to look like her fuck ugly..."
Not likely. She a majority of her father's straights (Her father being Saudi Arabian, her mother being French, you can't even tell it's her mother).
But, you have a point.

Anyway, back to Grav. How do I get this to happen?
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Posted 2012-03-06, 03:48 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpa9zRiw..."
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How can I get this done without having a child with her, first?
Google it. I'm sure you can find info on it. "How do I induce lactation" and so forth.
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Posted 2012-03-06, 05:40 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Google it. I'm sure you can find info..."
Apparently I gotta do lots of things with my mouth... for 20 minutes at a time... a good five times a day.
So I'll need her concept.
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Posted 2012-03-06, 05:51 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Apparently I gotta do lots of things..."
Her concept of what?
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Posted 2012-03-07, 08:07 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Her concept of what?"
Concent*
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Posted 2012-03-07, 12:28 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Concent*"
Consent*
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Posted 2012-03-07, 12:35 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Concent*"
Just get one of these


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCZ5PT0llg

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Now you can lurk are Zelaron with your penis.
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Posted 2012-03-12, 03:41 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Just get one of these ..."
Why... How? Did you even fucking find that?
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Posted 2012-03-12, 04:21 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Why... How? Did you even fucking find..."
No, it's still a "why".
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Posted 2012-03-12, 06:34 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Why... How? Did you even fucking find..."
Looking up Cosmology videos on Youtube a while back xD, their "Related Videos" system is a sham.
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Posted 2012-03-12, 07:31 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Looking up Cosmology videos on Youtube..."
Regardless...

She asked me (seemingly out of nowhere) if I wanted to make them bigger... then cooked a bunch of rice and milk, and we messed around with them for nearly an hour today.

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Posted 2012-03-12, 08:13 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Regardless... She asked me..."
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