What do ya do.

Some punk fucker calls youre girlfriend a whore and one week later asks her out.
I want to beat his ass, but I am not being irrational am I? I think not.
What about you.

Fuck yeah I'd be pissed. But what will beating him up do? Get you jail time.

Just rub it in his face that you have her and he doesn't.

lol brings me back to my childhood... i'd beat the shit out of him but where i lived you can get away with shit like that

Small town small time, I could probly get away with it the trouble would come at school, private schools care about that shit.

shit in a big and light it on fire at his door step, knock/ring or w/e and run
i dunno how funny this will be in real life, but i saw it in a movie once(im sure you all know which)

Show up at his house and stand above him while he is sleeping and wait for him to wake up with a big stick in youre hand.
Scare the shit out of him, if this fails and he trys some shit have some friends hold him down and put a rubber band around his balls, then he will be scared. That would be pretty sweet, but I can handle assult charges im not 18 yet so I get wiped in a few years.

Just walk by him prison style and stab him real quick with a stilleto. In all actually though doing anything about it is pretty stupid. The fact that your still IN school, well after you get out its like highschool was nothing. So unless you did something serious its all just dirt on your shoulder.

Small town small time, I could probly get away with it the trouble would come at school, private schools care about that shit.

When kids fight at my public high school they get community service.

I'd just laugh at him. Pathetic human.

I wouldnt be so pissed off if he wasnt calling her a Ho a week beforehand, If he wants to ask her out then he is just a fucker and thats dirt on his shoulder beacuse that kinda shit gets around.

If I were in your shoes, I'd probably get all evil and beat the shit outta him...or screw up something he values.

What if hes a big mean gay hating guy in Arkantis' drama class?
Then you'd have to pull out a can of pacifism on his ass.

We're talking in a hypothetical "If I were a straight guy named Arkantis" spiel.

I'm more for verbal assault, but I'd still be inclined to punch someone for something stupid like Arkantis mentioned.

no he is the puny little d and d playing half goth fucker who looks like a retard and says that alot of girls who dont exist like him, reminds me of myself in freshman year..
Except he is much worse I never played D and D at that time he is like in his own little fantasy world and wears every one of those gay character tee shirts from target that can never make anybody laugh beacuse they are all like "by reading this you ar giving me brief control of youre mind"
I might feel bad beating on somebody who is already so beaten by the fates.

Wow people still play that shit? I thought that was an 80s fad.

No I play it like 3 hours a month with a small group of friends from school. We dont get together very often at all.

fuck that, D&D for live nigga, my good friends aren't around anymore or i'd still be playing

no he is the puny little d and d playing half goth fucker who looks like a retard and says that alot of girls who dont exist like him, reminds me of myself in freshman year.. Except he is much worse I never played D and D at that time he is like in his own little fantasy world and wears every one of those gay character tee shirts from target that can never make anybody laugh beacuse they are all like "by reading this you ar giving me brief control of youre mind" I might feel bad beating on somebody who is already so beaten by the fates.

Haha I remember homos like that in school.

let him be jealous of you. Make him feel real uncomfortable around him. For example, if he sees you and her, quickly grab her tit and rub it til he runs away. Then, the foreplay that u showed her will make her curious and then u two will have sex. Its a double wammy

Dual wield Sharpened Letter Openers. Then sneak up behind him and get a backstab crit on him.