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Don't you wish you went to a Yeshiva school?
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Posted 2005-03-14, 09:18 PM
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Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
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Posted 2005-03-14, 09:27 PM in reply to zonalon's post "Don't you wish you went to a Yeshiva..."
No... Just, no.
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-=Rico-GP=- is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between-=Rico-GP=- is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
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Posted 2005-03-14, 10:04 PM in reply to zonalon's post "Don't you wish you went to a Yeshiva..."
Cant say that I do.
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Sovereign enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHzSovereign enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHz
 
 
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Posted 2005-03-14, 11:15 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Cant say that I do."
Smoke weed everyday.
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kaos is an uncelestial body of masskaos is an uncelestial body of masskaos is an uncelestial body of mass
 
 
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Posted 2005-03-14, 11:46 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Smoke weed everyday."
Someone... please... a bullet in his skull is all I ask for...


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-03-15, 12:28 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Someone... please... a bullet in his..."
Damn that whole illegal thing ;-\
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