Hey Thanatos

Guess what I did last night?










Around 9:00 eastern or so, I had the NFL network on!!

And to my great advantage, they replayed the Jaguars beating the Colts 23-21 last Sunday. It was an amazing display of athleticism and strenght by the Jaguars as they pounded their way to a victory.

Just in case you don't remember, here are the game notes:

1st Quarter TD Marvin Harrison, 4 yd pass from Peyton Manning (Adam Vinatieri kick is good), 11:03. Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards in 3:57 2nd Quarter FG Josh Scobee, 26 yd field goal , 12:33. Drive: 13 plays, 75 yards in 7:09 TD Rashean Mathis, 61 yd interception return (Josh Scobee kick is good), 5:10. TD Joseph Addai, 3 yd run (Adam Vinatieri kick is good), 1:28. Drive: 11 plays, 74 yards in 3:42 3rd Quarter TD Maurice Jones-Drew, 6 yd run (Josh Scobee kick is good), 1:17. Drive: 7 plays, 71 yards in 3:59 4th Quarter FG Josh Scobee, 21 yd field goal , 2:33. Drive: 18 plays, 82 yards in 12:18 TD Joseph Addai, 2 yd run (Adam Vinatieri kick is good), 1:07. Drive: 11 plays, 77 yards in 1:26 FG Josh Scobee, 51 yd field goal , 0:04. Drive: 7 plays, 47 yards in 1:03

pounded their way to a victory.

That's not all the faguars pound, buddy.

That's not all the faguars pound, buddy.

Gay or not, they still beat the Colts.

Gay or not, they still beat the Colts.

That's what happens when you play a completely different game. I don't think the Colts wanted to take part in the grabass.

Disclaimer: I don't actually give two shits about football.

Maybe the Colts are just the powderpuffs, and they were made the Jaguars' bitches? It's very possible this situation can be turned around infinately.

Disclaimer: I am just trying to get to Thanatos.

Hey, if someone was trying to spear my ass I think I'd just let them get the TD. Most males value their anal virginity over a game that they get paid for regardless of how they play.

Disclaimer: I'm homophobic. Not really, but wouldn't that be funny?

True. Unless both teams are gay, then they would want to get their anal-bandit on, right? Hypoteticall speaking..


Disclaimer: If you were homophobic I wouldn't be suprised, but if you were I'd suspect you have multiple personalities and one of them is homosexual, and the other being homophobic.

Yes, hypothetically...

Disclaimer: FUCK YOU

Disclaimer from second personality: FUCK ME

This is only remaining open due to Slim being hilarious.

This is only remaining open due to Slim being hilarious.

The lounge = Spam.

Thanatos = Salty.

Titusfied = Sweetie

*cums*

oh god oh gross man dont ... .... barf

ewwww cum and barf mix

Delicious.

Jags won another nail biter today. I hate MJD...

Delicious. Jags won another nail biter today. I hate MJD...

I had tickets again today. Very frustrating game to say the least, but the Jags managed to pull another win out of their ass. The crowd stayed in it all the way 'til the end, I just hope some of the injuries can resolve themselves. We are looking like shit, every damn week.

Well, the Eagles certainly looked very pedestrian at times last night. That's what happens when the most dynamic offensive player in the league sits out the game, huh?

I would imagine so. Westbrook was missed last night, tremendously. I was expecting the game to be worse off for the Eagles. Still a good game to watch.

Moved to the Sports forum.

Anyway, fuck the Bears. Kyle Orton GTFO.