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: yay finally! after being bitched at for so long i am being payed 15.32$ the hour, thank you god!!
now i can FKing show off!!! to those lame ass employeese! 400$ the week, THANK U!!!!!now i can finally buy that girl the ring she's been bugging me to get, she says like " i really want that ring, i really would"
she's not my GF but considering the tone i can guess she wants me to buy it for her, and ever time i go and say, you work too, buy it your self....
then she goes with this crapy excuse saying, no cause i'm helping my parents pay for the bills, and then i get pissed and go like, your dads a veterenarian, your mom works as a secretary in the bank, they both get payed over 20$ the freaking hour, and you expect me to believe you can't pay your bills?! i saw the electric bill when i came to visit!! it was FKING 400$ and the water bill didn't even reach that much!!! and then she goes puppy face and says: "pwease??" and i'm like NO, S your self or w/e, then she gets pissed and slaps me.... i hate those slaps.........serves me right for befriending her.....

I like to buy friends too.

buy friends?.......
lol hell no, last time that happened, hmmm lets jsut say I for one had a BLAST, after they had so much coors light, for them, how ever i do pressume it was the worst night ever!!, can't believe he didn't break his leg after falling from teh 7th floor.....LOL

one of the greatest responses ever.

veternarians get paid by hour?? and damn did you get like a 5 dollar an hour raise??

Kyeruu is fake. He doesn't exist.

buy friends?....... lol hell no, last time that happened, hmmm lets jsut say I for one had a BLAST, after they had so much coors light, for them, how ever i do pressume it was the worst night ever!!, can't believe he didn't break his leg after falling from teh 7th floor.....LOL

You could at least try to lie in a manner that isn't obvious.

ROFL @ willkill.

You could at least try to lie in a manner that isn't obvious.

You obviously haven't been following his escapades. Everything he says is a lie and he likes to make it blatantly obvious.

You obviously haven't been following his escapades. Everything he says is a lie and he likes to make it blatantly obvious.

Nope, I haven't been, but your second statement is certainly ringing with truth.

well, w/e the point is, i got a raise, and i'm happy with it.