Stupid things you've done recently

Today, I found myself on a roof that was about 13 feet high, so I figured that wasn't too bad, and I jumped off it. Luckily, I removed the sharp pens from my pockets beforehand. The landing was kind of rough.

I don't do stupid things.

Well, I didn't do this but my friend did:

I have a tiny ant problem in my apartment so I went out and bought some RAID, zapped the bastards, and stuck the rest of the bottle in the closet. A night of partying ensues. I wake up the next morning, the bottle of RAID is in the middle of the living room floor and it's empty. Hmm.. I only used it once, why the hell is it empty?

Apparently, my drunken friend thought it was spray paint and decided to "spray paint" my fence. Fucking jerkoff.

Wont have to worry about ants coming across the fence.

Today, I found myself on a roof that was about 13 feet high, so I figured that wasn't too bad, and I jumped off it. Luckily, I removed the sharp pens from my pockets beforehand. The landing was kind of rough.

Wow that was dumb.
How stupid do u get.
jumping off a 13' roof. But onto what?
grass cement soil wood?

Me & my GF of a year broke up, I tried to get back with her a couple times to no avail......I find a new girl which happens to be hotter than my ex, have sex with her and begin a relationship w/ her. Ex finds out about this and says she wants me back, loves me, etc. Now I honestly love my ex and decided to give her a shot, I break up with the hot girl and try to go back to my ex.....she says she doesn't know if she wants to be with me anymore..DUH


Luckily I'm good in the sack and the hot girl still wants to fuck around, so in the end I got to stay single and have the possibility to fuck both the ex and the hot girl.

Haha, wooooooooow.

Me & my GF of a year broke up, I tried to get back with her a couple times to no avail......I find a new girl which happens to be hotter than my ex, have sex with her and begin a relationship w/ her. Ex finds out about this and says she wants me back, loves me, etc. Now I honestly love my ex and decided to give her a shot, I break up with the hot girl and try to go back to my ex.....she says she doesn't know if she wants to be with me anymore..DUH Luckily I'm good in the sack and the hot girl still wants to fuck around, so in the end I got to stay single and have the possibility to fuck both the ex and the hot girl.

You should have known she just wanted you to leave the new girl. It's obvious.

I've not done anything.

You should have known she just wanted you to leave the new girl. It's obvious.

yeah, I was an idiot....she just wanted me cos somebody else had me, then when she saw I came right back she decided it wasnt worth it.....funny thing is that right after she told me she didnt want to be with me I went to the hot girls apt and fucked the shit out of her.....ahhh good times

yeah, I was an idiot....she just wanted me cos somebody else had me, then when she saw I came right back she decided it wasnt worth it.....funny thing is that right after she told me she didnt want to be with me I went to the hot girls apt and fucked the shit out of her.....ahhh good times

She didn't even really want you back. She didn't want to see you with another girl so she told you she wanted you back so you would end it with the other girl and then she told you she wasn't sure if she wanted you back.

She played you homie.

I kicked Grav's ass in video games and forgot to scoff at him. The largest mistake of my life.

This weekend, i got played by a hot girl. She called me up and said she was coming over for a bit. Also that we should drink and be alone so dont invite anyone else So, she came to my room at around 2:30 in the am, and we started "partying." After a hour of hardcore drinking and nostop sexual talk, i leaned in for a kiss. She got up, walked to my door, smiled and winked then walked out of the building. I was very pissed. And this isnt the first time this girl has played with me before, so thats why im stupid.

Hahaha

BURN!!!

I told my best friend his gf would rather just play with her pussy than spend time with him... And his gf is now pissed, but he doesn't seem to mind now that they broke up.

All in all I was acting very stupid that day, I got stabbed in the crotch too. (By aforementioned best friend)

I got stabbed in the crotch too. (By aforementioned best friend)

Literally or figuratively?

Stupid things We've done huh?

Well I tripped on the curve of a sidewalk while staring at someone, while a bunch of people were wandering around close by, then I got up and turned around and my body went smack right in the center of my face on a lightpost, NOT COOL!

EDIT: After reading it to myself after posting it I realized this was not something stupid but accidental.

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

Depends if you actually jump, or if you crawl off of the side in order to ease your way down.

Crusher Parkour?