If you could meet anyone...

Dead or alive, who would it be?

I'd want to meet Albert Einstein, he was quite a character and a genius at that.

Penguin, so I could weigh him

Bob Marley.

Dead or alive, who would it be? I'd want to meet Albert Einstein, he was quite a character and a genius at that.

Yoda, so i can see who the REAL jedi is.

God, if he exists.
Jesus, if God doesn't exist.
If Jesus was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Albert Einstein.
If Albert Einstein was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Chuck Palahniuk.

Oh or maybe Salvadore Dali, or Jimi Hendrix, it'd be tight to get a guitar lesson from Jimi or a painting lesson from Salvadore... I guess I didn't say those guys because I was looking for answers to things first.

Feel free to make a list if you want, I was going to make that how the thread goes but I was too lazy to think of a list of people.

2pac
Michael Jordan
Carmen Electra
Jesus Christ
Nicolo Machiavelli

Dead or alive, who would it be? I'd want to meet Albert Einstein, he was quite a character and a genius at that.

Geronimo!

Mantralord


So we can have gay man sekz

Jesus.
George W. Bush (so I can suckerpunch him)
Buddah
Einstein

Dave Mustaine
Nikki Sixx
Jesus Christ
Ghandi

...too many to list. Well, too many for me to list.

zagggon so I could kill him

Slaynish, so I could shoot him in the head.

Jesus
Roberto Carlos
Hitler
John Kerry (see if he really is gay)

Slaynish, so I could shoot him in the head.

Hmm, are you sure you can even operate a firearm?

Have you ever been hunting?

Are you going to use your own gun, registered in your name?

Boviously, you havnt thought the assasination out yet. So stfu until.

Kthxyou

It would be fun to go back to the olden days and meet Jesus with a shotty.

I want to meet the guy who posted the mantis pic in D2 forums, and also Carlos, the pie lover.

Hmm, are you sure you can even operate a firearm? Have you ever been hunting? Are you going to use your own gun, registered in your name? Boviously, you havnt thought the assasination out yet. So stfu until. Kthxyou

Any answer to any of these questions you tell yourself is just an assumption.

In other words:

1. Yes, definitely.
2. Why would I kill animals when humans deserve it more?
3. No.

But....what if Jesus wasn't a good guy? What if you meet someone, and your vision of them is blown to hell? No need for me to worry, though.

Ingrid Newkirk (So I can eat a burger in front of her)
Zoroaster
Buddah
Confucious (spelling?)
Uma Thurman
Samuel L. Jackson
Morgan Freeman (If I still live in Mississippi, I could find his house there...but I'd be turned down probably)
Humphrey Bogart
James Cagney
Eli Whitney
John C. Calhoun (The man needed a few bitch slaps to get some sense in)
Henry Clay (The same reason as Calhoun)
George Washington